I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Your mouth is God's brothel.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Jerry, you need to find god
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease