I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
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We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Your mouth is God's brothel.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
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He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Jerry, you need to find god
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease