have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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