Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.