We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
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