four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t