He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy