He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"