i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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