I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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