I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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