So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Randomize
