if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
where are my eyebrows?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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