Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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