Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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