i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
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Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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