Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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