We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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