mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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