i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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