nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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