thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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