Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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