Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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