She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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