I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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