I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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