The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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