im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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