How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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