i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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