There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Drunk is a universal language darling
Just puked most of my soul out..
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