come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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