I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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