Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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