She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
This show inspires me to have sex in space
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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