it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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