Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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