I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
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Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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