Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY