I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
23 Insane Reasons People Got Fired
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
These 31 Gross People Really Put The ‘Trash’ In ‘Trashed’
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.