hotel room ftw
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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