He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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