Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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