it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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