oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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