We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
