HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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