That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
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