Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.