Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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