It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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