just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.