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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.

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  If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?

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