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• (925): View more from California

  I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position

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• (914): View more from New York

  For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.

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  That's cute.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  Redeem this text for a blowjob

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"

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• (352): View more from Florida

  This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album

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