We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Drunk walkin through police station. America
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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