Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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