Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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