idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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