there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
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How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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