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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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