We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I'm like, not good at living.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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