It's like a parade of train wrecks.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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